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“After centuries of smiling through bad cookies and fake apologies, the Big Guy\u2019s had enough. In Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! Santa Writes Back to Women on the Naughty List, and his letters pull no punches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From holiday gaslighters to mistletoe manipulators, Santa\u2019s inbox is overflowing with excuses, drama, and \u201cit\u2019s not what it looks like\u201d messages. But this time, he\u2019s sober enough to remember \u2014 and tipsy enough to tell the truth.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Letter 7: \u201cThe Fired Door Dash Girl\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dear Santa,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t even know why I\u2019m being punished this year. I was just doing my job and somehow got<\/p>\n\n\n\n

fired and attacked online for nothing. I delivered an order, and something weird happened, but<\/p>\n\n\n\n

instead of anyone supporting me, people are treating me like the villain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I thought I was helping \u2014 I really did. But everyone twisted the story and made me look terrible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I just want my job back, my reputation fixed, and maybe a little Christmas kindness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

~ Sara<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Santa\u2019s Reply<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dear Sara,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve looked into your case, and I see what happened. Let\u2019s unwrap it carefully, shall we? You<\/p>\n\n\n\n

had clear instructions: leave the food at the door. Instead of doing that, you crossed a boundary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You saw the man on the couch, unclothed and unaware. Instead of quietly backing away and<\/p>\n\n\n\n

reporting it through the proper channels, you took a picture of him and posted it to social media,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

and told everyone you were s#xually assaulted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019re not the victim, you\u2019re the villain. No one told you to enter or take photos. No matter what<\/p>\n\n\n\n

you saw, you had no right to expose another person like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Imagine if the situation were reversed: A male delivery driver found a woman naked on her<\/p>\n\n\n\n

couch, took a picture, and posted it online. Would anyone call the man a victim? Of course not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So here\u2019s what I\u2019m leaving in your stocking this year:<\/strong> A little humility, a dash of empathy,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

and a strong reminder that \u201cleave it at the door\u201d means exactly what it says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Santa<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Is this the real Santa Claus?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Yes, of course it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Did Kamala Harris really write the letter in your book?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

We are pretty sure she did not<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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How can I contact you? <\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Santa likes email.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Can I work for you?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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